Matt & Craig's Chunk Toast
11 Lines That Were Cut From the Script of
"Welcome Back Kotter"
1. Up your nose with my stinkin' toes.
2. Up your ass with a shard of glass.
3. Up your butt with a bit of alright, what?
4. Up your snoot with my size 10 boot.
4. Up your anus with something heinous.
5. Up your rear with the horn of a steer.
6. Up your shnoz with The Wizard of Oz.
7. Up your behind hole with a 10 foot pole.
8. Up your beak with the pen of a geek.
9. Up your proboscis with the thumb of Colossus.
10. Up your keister with an egg left over from Easter.
11. Up your rump with a bicycle pump.
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Previous Chunk Toasts:
The Ancient Art of..... (Oct 29, 1999)
The Lost Episodes of..... (Sept 23, 1999)
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